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Old 07-20-2009, 09:29 PM
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Default A "New and Improved" rewrite of the 23rd Psalm



This made me laugh out loud. It's funny but sadly true at the same time.

Enjoy.

For the 52% A Reworking of the 23rd Psalm for the Times

The government is my shepherd;
I need not work.
It alloweth me to lie down on a good job;
It leadeth me beside still factories;
It destroyeth my initiative.
It leadeth me in a path of parasite for politic's sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley of laziness and deficit-spending,
I will fear no evil, for the government is with me.
It prepareth an economic Utopia for me,
By appropriating the earnings of my own grandchildren.
It filleth my head with false security;
My inefficiency runneth over.
Surely the government should care for me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a fool's paradise forever.
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