What is "duh" and "lol" all about? Sounds a bit obnoxious.

1 Corinthians 15:3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures...

BTW: There are 1595 "if"'s in the Holy Bible. It sure sounds like we have a choice. I've chosen to receive Jesus Christ. Therefore I'm a saved, born again, regenerated, consecrate, blood washed, Spirit filled, sanctified child of the King.