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Old 04-04-2009, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Christian View Post
Now, the language of heaven is supposedly Hebrew, so I'm not sure how that's all going to work?
I heard about an old Jew who was sitting on a park bench in Moscow reading a book. A Russian soldier walked up and said, "What are you reading, old man?"

Old man: "I'm reading a Hebrew grammar."

Soldier: "You are too old to go to Israel, and besides, there are no emmigrant permits being given now."

Old man: "I expect to leave this world soon, and I understand that Hebrew is the language of Heaven."

Soldier: "But what if you don't go to heaven?"

Old man: "No problem. I already know Russian!"