Another "new" version
 

1.You may have seen:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008...iana-gay-bible

http://www.theweek.com/article/index...n_of_the_Bible

http://www.princessdianabible.com/

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=82520


2. I quote from my new, about to be released ,"The New and Improved, Newer and Improved, Newly Revised, Sports Announcers 'the' Bible", citing the following verses from recent discoveries in the Dead Sea:


-"Whoa, Nellie, the Israelites put a whuppin' on them Philistines! 1 Samuel 17:52,53

-"Goliath - A nine foot nine soph-o-more from Gath." 1 Samuel 17:4

- "Fum-bull by the chief priests, and the elders, and Pharisees...the little flock have it!" Matthew 21:23, 43, 45; Luke 12:32

(PS: The title of the book of Revelation has been "corrected" to: "The Donnybrook")

3. And should I release a new “a new 'the Bible'"!(???)?

http://blessedquietness.com/journal/...e/naisaaab.htm



In Christ,

John M. Whalen

Another thing i don't understand is the need for these silly Parallel bibles, NIV/MSG, NASB/AMP,KJ/NIV. Its like the blind leading the blind. Is it any wonder why people don't know the truth and are confused.

Yesterday,i received an ad from CBD,it had a NCV Duct tape bible. My grandfather had a REAL Duct tape Bible,it was a KJ,he used it to the point that duct tape was the only thing holding it together.:)

Good job on your NAISAAAB.:

It seems like everyone is putting out books these days and hanging a Bible label on it.
When will the madness stop!:eek::)

JMWHALEN,


This is a very bad new translation. It's worthless!!!!!!!!



Atlas

When someone proves to me beyond all shadow of doubt that the KJV is insufficient, I will think about looking at something else........:tsk:

Other than God telling you to use something other than the KJV, that's about the best way I have heard it put...:amen:

Sodomites have no morals or conscience so they attempt any think and everything to advance there sick perversion. The trouble is the bleeding heart liberals give them there free air time.

I agree,but i thought JM's new bible was meant to be a sarcastic jab at the new versions.