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atlas 11-03-2008 11:38 PM
Moses and Palestinians
 
Guys,


This is wonderful!!!!!!


Moses and Palestinians

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the U.N. and made the world community smile.


A representative from Israel began-


Quote:
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.'


The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.'


The Israeli representative smiled and said 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

Atlas

stephanos 11-04-2008 12:38 PM
YES! He scores! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Peace and Love,
Stephen

Brother Tim 11-04-2008 01:20 PM
Atlas, could you provide a source for the quote? I would like to use it in an illustration.

atlas 11-04-2008 03:04 PM
Tim,


I got it in an email from a family member. I will ask them where they got it. I'll bet they got it in the email also.


Atlas


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